nice eyelashes for free

Free mini (40g) Benefit Bad Gal Lash mascara with Glamour magazine - July edition.

Free is still my favourite price

cheesy r&b FAIL

so you're up for a bit of late night calling, whispering sweet nothings and perhaps some "kissing through the phone" with the fella in gawdy jeans and hideous jewellery that you met on saturday night outside bagel king.

you begin to dial... it starts ringing.... weeee!

...oh wait... this isn't soulja boy. this is a 54 year old married man from Oldham. "Sorry to have bothered you Mr. Mately, i wanted some illicit phone sex with an 18 year old r&b character, tell your wife i meant no offense".

Grimey 2 week challenge 50% complete

the shirt is now kicking up a bit of a stink, but i'm still focused.



Only 4 more days til this bad boy is mine.... I hear we're having a heat wave this week, which is a shame because I'll have to sit under the aircon to avoid any BO problems. No lunchtime sunbathing for me.

The things I do for garms.

i heart nutty

If i had a tame squirrel that thought i was his mum i'd be complete

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the grimey 2 week challenge

before Christmas, i accompanied Timmus to Topman where i helped him pick out some delightful garms. it was basically just 5 lumberjack shirts - size small.
my favourite one was grey and he has subsequently seldom worn it. I offered Timmus £15 for this shirt as i've always wanted one.

He said no.

after much pleading, he offered to give me the shirt in exchange for several things:

1) drink a pot of soy sauce
2) eat a packet of Sag Aloo spice mix
nb: if i vomited after #2 Ian Kaye said i would have to eat it again
4) eat a pot of Nivea soft moisturising cream
5) let him cut my hair

i rejected these and offered to wear the said garm for a week solid without washing it.

He said yes.

then he changed his mind before we shook on it and said i had to wear it for 2 weeks. i reckon i can do this... so here i go. (its a real nice shirt)

and if ya don't know... look it up, MISTER!

being the work shirking net crawling geek i like to be, I've seen many of these but here's a Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You're a Loser or Old or Something

Free is my favourite price

If you know about dubstep then you undoubtedly know about Croydon's finest: Plastician. Here's a link to his May mix 2009... its FREE peoples so get downloading! are you stupid in the face?