nice eyelashes for free

Free mini (40g) Benefit Bad Gal Lash mascara with Glamour magazine - July edition.

Free is still my favourite price

cheesy r&b FAIL

so you're up for a bit of late night calling, whispering sweet nothings and perhaps some "kissing through the phone" with the fella in gawdy jeans and hideous jewellery that you met on saturday night outside bagel king.

you begin to dial... it starts ringing.... weeee!

...oh wait... this isn't soulja boy. this is a 54 year old married man from Oldham. "Sorry to have bothered you Mr. Mately, i wanted some illicit phone sex with an 18 year old r&b character, tell your wife i meant no offense".